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'Elder Millenial" Frosted Bar Soap

'Elder Millenial" Frosted Bar Soap

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Lemme tell you EXACTLY how a Friday night went down in 2009...
Spend a few hours at the mall, buy an entire outfit at Wet Seal or Papaya. The girls come to the apt, you're pre funking and getting dressed, listening to Hurricane Chris, Lil Webbie/Boosie, and Pretty Ricky. All this just to go to ratchet HD Hotspurs. 
You get to the club, order some AMFs or Incredible Hulks because you don’t know of any other drinks . Some military guy approaches you at the bar, “I seen you on MySpace, right? What’s that you drinking??” Boy, the drink is blue, what else could it be?  “well let me buy you and your girls another drink” Coo! He cute so you plug his number into your Razr or sidekick. Go to Denny’s after the club and smash some French toast and bacon. Finally make it home and pass out.
Wake up around noon to a text from an unknown number, “who is this and why are you texting my husband?? Did you meet him at the club last night??” Well he’s married!!!” 
TRUE STORY!!!!!!

 

This soap is for my elder millennial ladies that made it out alive to tell their story! Zebra print dresses, high heels, ipods, digital cameras, myspace, blackplanet.....you HAD to be there! 

 

Notes: Mandarin Orange, Bergamot, Tangerine, Fresh Peaches, Strawberries, Raspberries, White Musk

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Organic and Sustainably Grown Palm Oil, Water, Lye, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Fragrance, Skin-safe Colorants.

Additional Information: Make your soap last longer by using a soap dish to keep it dry between uses. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

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